Ballin A-Team players are modeled after a typical street ball player. They can hit the 3 every time and take the monster dunks, but they can't pass or make a free throw to save their life. Despite all that, they have yet to lose a game.

Team Player Ratings

Avg. Player Height: 7'0" | Avg. Player Weight: 280

Point Guards: Bad Ass, Playa Hata

Shooting Guards: Big Balla, Corn Bread

Small Forward: Bobby Kinfolk

Power Forwards: Outta Control, DeMarr Jobe

Centers: No Limit, Slim Shady

The Westlake Chaps overall are crap. They can't shoot, can't pass, can't rebound, and even their 7'7" center can't dunk. The Chaps, not surprisingly, are winless.

Overall: 33^rd

Scoring: 33^rd

Defense: 33^rd

Rebounds 33^rd

Avg. Player Height: 6'0" | Avg. Player Weight: 244

Point Guards: Ball Boy, No Skilz

Shooting Guard: Ronald McDonald

Small Forward: Peanut Butter, Grey Poupon

Power Forward: Richard Simmons

Centers: Xevelknopf Schwentzalst, Yo Suko

The Cash Money Millionaires are finally here. Their playing style is similar to the Ballin A-Team. In fact, this team might even be better than the A-Team. The Millionaires have an extremely strong front court combined with scoring threats in the back court.

Overall: 27^th

Scoring: 28^th

Defense: 1^st

Rebounds: 1^st

Avg. Player Height: 7'2" | Avg. Player Weight: 267

Point Guards: Kenny Jamison, John Shaft

Shooting Guard: Old School

Small Forwards: John Doe, Swisha House

Power Forwards: Mo Fo, Marshall Mathers

Center: Mahatma Awwa

Point Guards: Kenny Anderson, Darrick Martin

Shooting Guards: Kerry Kittles, Bobby Phills

Small Forward: Shareef Abdur-Rahim, Shawn Marion, Jalen Rose

Power Forwards: Jonathan Bender, Tim Duncan, Theo Ratliff, Dickey Simpkins

Centers: Keon Clark, Jonathan Foster

Point Guards: Derek Harper, Jacque Vaughn, Jason Williams

Shooting Guards: Anfernee Hardaway, Kerry Kittles

Small Forward: Jumaine Jones, Scottie Pippen

Power Forwards: Terry Cummings, Anthony Mason, Samaki Walker, Rasheed Wallace

Centers: Sam Perkins, Jahidi White

Point Guards: Muggsy Bouges, Damon Stoudamire

Shooting Guards: Kobe Bryant, Vernon Maxwell, Anthony Peeler, Malik Sealy

Small Forward: Sean Elliott, Larry Johnson, Tracy McGrady

Power Forwards: Tim Duncan, Aaron Williams

Centers: Andrew Lang, Olden Polynice